The months of April, May, and June are really all about the NBA playoffs for me. I am a die hard NBA fan, meaning I’d rather watch the NBA than any Die Hard movie, including Die Hard With A Vengeance. If somehow they could incorporate NBA basketball into a Bruce Willis movie, I might just quit everything and join a cult worshiping the end result.
During the NBA playoffs, my productivity goes down the tube. I stop shaving, bathing, and even walking. I leave my front door open, so I don’t have to leave the couch in order to pick up my food delivery. My turntables grow so much dust that I’m too focused on the NBA to think of a punchline for this joke. The only people I speak to are EJ, Kenny, and Charles on Inside The NBA, and they can’t hear me because they are trapped in my television (Guys, will you please answer my numerous letters, gift baskets, and photo collages?).
Did I even listen to any of these songs? Did I pick them as my favorites only because their titles each remind me of a different Zach Randolph play? I’ll leave that to the experts (Charles Barkley: “Only God’s an expert, Shiftee.”). Now if you’ll excuse me, NBATV is playing an endless loop of last night’s highlights.
APRIL TOP 10
1. 16Bit – Skullcrack
2. The Weeknd – What You Need
3. Emalkay – Fabrication
4. Kito & Reija Lee – This City
5. Dorian Concept – Toe Games Made Her Giggle
6. Clicks & Whistles – Cranberry Goose
7. AntiSerum & Ill-Esha – Zephyr
8. Hardware – Never Forget (Dubbel Dutch Remix)
9. Numan – The Zoo
10. DZ – End Dub (DZ Remix)