Sometimes in this crazy world, you find that special someone.  I’ve found such an object in the Pioneer DJM-T1 mixer.  I know, I’m lucky.  But what good are such feelings if they remain hidden?  Love must be expressed!  That is why I have written this delectable mixer a good ol’ fashioned love letter.

Read the full love letter over at the Dubspot Blog. Here’s the first paragraph:

“Dear Pioneer DJM-T1 Mixer,

From the first moment I saw you, I knew we would be together forever.  How I have stayed awake sleepless nights, tossing and turning in my bed with unrequited passion, longing for someone just like you – someone with firm construction, someone who understands my deepest desires, someone with just the right balance of sexiness and functionality.”

Once again, read the rest of my love letter over at the Dubspot Blog.